Songs About Design@DesignMinstrel.com

Beginning this summer, we will also amuse themselves when the fans of our Apple begin to be felt and the temperature rises. Maybe someone is waiting for another tutorial on Pv3d, but are taken as the many ongoing projects I can only find a moment to suggest you visit the website of Matt Maxwell ... or Design Minstrel, Songs About Design!

Are you a graphic designer, a web designer perfectionist who uses only Mac? Do you like white space? everything around you has applied concurrently ordered? Have a read the text of Design SNOB

Here's the link: Design Minstrel - Songs About Design

Design SNOB
By Matt Maxwell
(Sung to the tune of Fergie "Glamorous")

Are you still here?... If you're a web designer you can just go home! I said If you're a web designer you can just go home! DESIGN-SN-OB, yeah DESIGN-SN-OB The way I always dress is all in black I have a goatee I'm strictly Mac I crave the white space And tiny type I'm a perfectionist, ooh- so fussy fussy Legendary, and so-famous I get published, ooh-regularly I'm a genius, conceptually Condescending, ooh - and bossy bossy I-get obsessed by little things backwards quote glyphs make me mean Tracking-and-kerning are-not-the-same-thing And-if-you-can-remember just one thing Helvetica is all you need And if you want to be like me Just give up, you'll never be An icon, a-god, a fresh machine At conferences, they honor me They even have to pay a fee Their-memberships fund-the trophy If only the world were as bright as me Good design would set them free Nothing schlocky, no starbursts And no roy-al-ty-free One dollar stock photography I live alone, my awards on my walls I have an exotic dog Named him Saul Bass I play an instrument Just to show I'm not One dimensional, ooh - so many talents Legendary, so many facets I get published, ooh-regularly I'm a genius, conceptually Condescending, ooh -and bossy bossy I collect Ray-Gun-magazines, I of-course have all of them. Rolling Stone back issues, to worship the layout-of-them A pile thats so high I'll need an new Bauhaus shelf-for-them I-have every single CA and-have copied from just about from all of them I have enough-antique-toys in my office to fill-a-gymnasium My chair costs more than I pay my-assistant in month She does all the work and I get all the credit. But she's lucky to be here to learn from me I know its 2:30am but she CANT GO HOME! DESIGN-SN-OB, yeah DESIGN-SN-OB I only do print Not-web design The Internet Is a waste of time Real-design-is Pantone And offset, oh so glossy glossy I'm a genius, conceptually An I'm not obvious, ooh - that would not be me A perfectionist, so fussy, fussy Condescending, ooh and bossy, bossy Negative-feedback I won't hear My creations I hold dear When you tell me that I'm wrong That's when I say, "so long" You-say-my-hourly-rate's absurd I won't even hear a word My time's worth more than gold Despite my ADD - and I'm old Guys like me are hard to find Like a diamond in a mine Spend ten minutes with me And you will clearly see You're inferior to me All your desire in the world Won't make-up-for-the-boundless talent That I alone hold. The awards told me so And I gotta know Because I have won them all Now you've got to go....